laughfever: were-past-the-burning-line: pitchblackglow: why don’t i have friends like this omg same like what omg 9 bortiannnn
Mom: Can I see your tumblr?
Me: WHAT TUMBLR?! *throws laptop out window, runs to airport, moves to Mexico, changes name to Pepito*
Ghetto girls on the phone in public,
And I told her “Shaniquwa YOU NEEDA SLAP DAT HOE” You deserve to smile, and this blog will help you get what you deserve.
When you see someone flirting with your crush
You deserve to smile, and this blog will help you get what you deserve.
You and your friends at parties
most-awkward-moments: You deserve to smile, and this blog will help you get what you deserve.
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Being gay is fine. Being bisexual is fine. Being...
What's wrong with our society.
Kim Kardashian: I'd like to marry this dude and spend $10 million dollars on a publicity wedding please oh and then 72 days later I'd like a divorce
America: Well sure why not?
Britney Spears: I want to get hitched in a chapel in Vegas and have the marriage annulled fifty-five hours later because I didn't know what the hell I was doing
America: Whatever you want!
Carmen Electra: I want to get married in Vegas to this basketball player and then annul the marriage nine days later cuz we were both drunk lololololololololol
America: Okay, sounds like fun!
Gay couple: We would like to get married and spend our lives together and possibly adopt unwanted children to give them a good home and -
America: WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU IDIOTS THAT IS DISGUSTING AND WRONG YOU DEFILE THE SANCTITY OF MARRIAGE SO GTFO
lolseverus69: you’ve been hit by you’ve been struck by a smoothie criminal
me: mom i got all A's
me: mom i cleaned the whole house
me: mom i don't do drugs and i'm not pregnant
mom: is this your cup on the table?
mom: you never do anything right i do for you all day long and you do nothing for me but stress me out you are so out of control you are grounded if you think you had no life before you just wait i cant believe you treat your own mother this way get out of my sight
hotstriderbutt: simpleandhumblejohnwatson: the-koalakid: throwinshade: videohall: Best of talking animals OMFG THIS DID NOT JUST APPEAR ON MY DASH WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK BBC Also the day time night time one was adorable for some reason. whaT THE FUCK DID I JUST WATCH
People who say: 'Is it because I'm black'
10% : Black people
90%: White people
Me on the last day of school
most-awkward-moments: if you’re human or cat, you’re gonna love this blog.
shoutout to all my followers who don’t hate me yet...