les raisins du bonheur font le vin de la vie: Archive

Friend: Hi, how are you feeling today?
Me: I think I've hit an All Time Low.
Friend: Oh my gosh. What's wrong?
Me: Well, The Maine reason is that no one gets my band references.
Friend: Wait what?
Me: Can we go to dinner so I can explain. You. Me. At Six?
Friend: What are you talking about?
Me: Or I guess we could wait for summer... Is The Summer Set?
Friend: What the hell.
Me: I mean, we could go to a parade. Perhaps a Mayday Parade?
Friend: What the fuck is a Mayday Parade.
Me: Goodbye cruel world! Bring Me The Horizon! 
Friend: You're so weird.
Me: I guess we're having a Fall Out, Boy.
Friend: I'm a girl.
Me: Yes, and Boys Like Girls.
Friend: 
Me: 
Friend: 
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Friend: 
Me: Well maybe we could go swim the Marianas Trench together.
Friend: *walks away*
Me: What? It's actually quite a Simple Plan.
Me: OH CMON! fine, do you want to go to the homeless shelter? WE COULD FOSTER THE PEOPLE!

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Angry Angry Hyper(potamus): C'est bien la première... →

vashyron: Benoit Lefebvre: “Maudite grève! Tous ces étudiants qui lisaient ma chronique les lundis. Là, je dois avoir moins de lectorat, donc moins de fans potentiels. Et ça, c’est moins de revenus, et la construction de mon château en chocolat qui prend du retard. Damn you! Depuis quelques jours, j’ai lu les opinions des deux camps. Des extrémistes, des nuancés, des grandes déclarations de...

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commonsensestopshere: hussiemama: ocean-waves-and-mermaids: theblindingsmile: Instant reblog.. Tears actually came out of my eyes. i didnt even need to watch the whole thing, i already reblogged it I HAVEN’T EVEN WATCHED THIS MOVIE IN MY LIFE AND I-OMG VENEZUELA THAT’S MY COUNTRY AND WHY ARE TEARS ALL OVER MY FACE?? Couldn’t finish watching. Thought I may cry lol

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Anonymous asked: y u no tinychat with us anymore!?!?

Feb 24th

Teachers: Don't talk to strangers online.
Parents: Don't talk to strangers online.
Everyone: Don't talk to strangers online.
Someone: So, what's your hobby?
Me: Talking to strangers online.

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